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Women Are From Venus (Flytraps)

October 18th, 2009 at 02:12 am

This post is financial only in the sense that sometimes being frugal is learning to be happy with what you have, and it was so cute I couldn't resist. Today is Sweetest Day and DD#3, who is 17, is, of course, expecting some well thought out, sweet little gift from boyfriend. He didn't forget, but his sense of a cute little something for the sweetheart obviously differs from hers. He brought her a ....Venus Flytrap. For the horiculturally challenged, this is a small, carnivorous plant that eats insects, certainly the hearts delight of any 18 year old boy, but the girls? not so much. She rolled her eyes, and did try to be politely thankfull, but this was obviously going nowhere fast. So I smiled behind my hand (more or less) and told her very excitedly that my sis had one when we were growing up (very true) and it was cool to catch flies and watch it catch and digest them. Then boyfriend chimes in with how great that would be, and is looking around for flies. (I wasn't sure if I should be flattered that he thought flies would be in my dining room) Any way, she put on the good face, and they wandered outside to find a fly or two, and hubby and I went out to supper(or so I thought, but that's another story) We came home about 90 minutes later, boyfriend was getting ready to leave, and they are standing , looking at the flytrap, and I asked, did you find any flies, but they couldn't catch any. So I told them that we used to feed my sisters a tiny bit of raw hamburg, when insects weren't around, and boyfriend says, no, the label says no meat. So I asked what are you supposed to do then, and DD#3 replies it doesn't matter her, sister gave it a piece of SUMMER SAUSAGE! Cooked meat with a load of spices and smoked!? The poor little thing will either have a plant heart attack, or ask for cheese next week. Anybody seen The Little Shop of Horrors?

4 Responses to “Women Are From Venus (Flytraps)”

  1. dmontngrey Says:
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    Oh I laughed so hard at this! LOVE that movie (I *may* know the soundtrack by heart...) and I absolutely find those plants fascinating! Sadly, I've never had one. Sure would love to get one as a gift myself. But that's just me... Smile

  2. LuxLiving Says:
    1255830120

    Funny!

    What pray tell is Sweetest day??? When did this start. Here I thought I was the sweetest!!! Smile

  3. homebody Says:
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    Believe it or not my high school boyfriend (now my husband of 31 years) had one in his bedroom!

  4. girltherapy Says:
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    My three daughters and I have developed a quick shorthand explanation for the unexplainable in Men, we just shrug and say "it's a guy thing!" Covers all bases and eventualities, any car/girls/sports/hunting thing that just doesn't make sense is now covered under the "guy thing" category. And we live on a farm, we gals have seen out share of nature in the raw, so to speak.

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